Hey guys, as promised here is the blurb for the new book, which is almost in its final editing stage. To celebrate, I’m running a competition to design a cover for the new book – the winner will have their cover used on the Amazon ebook, and the Lulu.com perfect bound copies AND will recieve a free perfect bound copy of the new novel.
I will also sign the perfect bound copy, which if anything will actually decrease its value 😛
Aside from the blurb below, here are some hints to get you started – the main character works in a call centre, loves fish, has a background as a Renaissance art graduate, and named his dog after Piero di Cosimo.
Scott is in a lot of trouble.
His vet is holding his frozen dog to ransom, and if he can’t come up with £500 quickly, he’s lost him forever. His job at Chapterhouse Insurance is on shaky ground, and Scott needs a promotion if he’s going to outlive his failing department.
Only, everyone who gets promoted at Chapterhouse seems to get married first.
Against the advice of his friends, Scott decides he needs a wife to secure a promotion, and the money to finally get his dog back. But, being a fish obsessed semi-recluse, he quickly realises that he’s not going to find a woman the old fashioned way. Turning to the internet, Scott eventually finds a Russian woman looking to move to the UK.
When Maliki turns up at the airport, half Scott’s age, and definitely male, Scott begins to realise just how much trouble he’s in.
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